This Is My Electronic Press Kit: There are two types of liars I hate:
The first one will lie to your face. Dodge your question or answer the question untruthful. But they are the honest liars because you know they are lying. And in time, they may even tell you that they are liars. They come with no surprises. Just lies. Dreams too good to be true. They are the guys…
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JUST SHAQ WALKING HIS PET GIRLFRIEND.
this picture still makes me laugh
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They say a woman cancels dates because she has to
And a nigga cancels dates because he has two
I’m cancelling dates because the rent’s due
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
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